{"id":18541,"date":"2013-01-23T23:50:04","date_gmt":"2013-01-24T04:50:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=18541"},"modified":"2013-01-23T23:54:46","modified_gmt":"2013-01-24T04:54:46","slug":"the-walking-dead-ep22-lampshading-zombies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=18541","title":{"rendered":"The Walking Dead EP22: Lampshading Zombies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><table class='nomargin' cellspacing='0' width='100%' cellpadding='0' align='center' border='0'><tr><td><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/yrdpQ65WH70\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen class=\"embed\"><\/iframe><br\/><small><a href='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=yrdpQ65WH70'>Link (YouTube)<\/a><\/small><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>This might not have been Kenny&#8217;s original <a href=\"?p=18524\" title=\"What is Your Zombie Plan?\">zombie plan<\/a>, but apparently he&#8217;s thinking that it would be a good idea to cram five people onto a 30 foot (10 meter) boat and&#8230; what? Put out to sea? Go fishing in the river? Travel someplace? I&#8217;d love to know what he thought they would be doing the day after tomorrow. <\/p>\n<p>Can you imagine spending all day on a boat that size?  Nothing to do. No privacy. Exposed to the elements. No way to cook the fish you can&#8217;t catch because you don&#8217;t have any fishing gear.   It might be workable as a moving base for a few days.  Maybe you could load up on fuel and scavenge your way up the coast. (Although I&#8217;ll bet coastal towns are thoroughly picked over.) But as a long-term plan, this boat is a Viking funeral waiting to happen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Link (YouTube) This might not have been Kenny&#8217;s original zombie plan, but apparently he&#8217;s thinking that it would be a good idea to cram five people onto a 30 foot (10 meter) boat and&#8230; what? Put out to sea? Go fishing in the river? Travel someplace? I&#8217;d love to know what he thought they would [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[188],"tags":[208,268],"class_list":["post-18541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spoilerwarning","tag-spoiler-warning","tag-walking-dead"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18541"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18541\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}