{"id":1711,"date":"2008-06-15T11:00:52","date_gmt":"2008-06-15T16:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=1711"},"modified":"2008-06-15T11:04:06","modified_gmt":"2008-06-15T16:04:06","slug":"pwning-english","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=1711","title":{"rendered":"Pwning English"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was on the phone the other day with a friend, who was explaining a bit about how leveling works in WoW.  I just didn&#8217;t get how &#8220;the game begins at level 70&#8221;, since that&#8217;s when you hit max level.<\/p>\n<p>I was still trying to wrap my head around it when I asked, &#8220;So you still keep &#8216;growing&#8217; in power even after you hit max level?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He replied, &#8220;Oh yeah. If you just ran into Karazhan as soon as you ding 70, you&#8217;d get completely pwned. You have to work your way-&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hang on a second&#8221;, I stopped him, &#8220;Did you just <i>say<\/i> &#8216;pwned&#8217;?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah I did.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry. But you gotta put a quarter in the dork jar.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This was the first time I&#8217;ve heard the word used conversationally, although I&#8217;ve seen it written a thousand times.  <\/p>\n<p>Language is, of course, changing all the time.  Just during my teenage years several words were hijacked by teenagers: Cool, Wicked, Radical, Awesome.  All of them were stripped of their original meanings and repurposed as synonyms for &#8220;something I like or which I find interesting&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>Pwned is an interesting one.  (Doesn&#8217;t it look funny to properly capitalize it and punctuate around the word like that?) A few years ago people started using &#8220;owned&#8221; to mean &#8220;defeated&#8221;.  Probably this arose from something like, &#8220;He owns your ass&#8221;, giving the idea that not only did the other person win, but they so fully dominated that the loser was helpless.  That phrase was shortened to simply &#8220;owned&#8221; and then morphed into &#8220;pwned&#8221;, a typo of the same which rose up when 1337speak was all the rage, and which is now mostly used ironically.  <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m only 36, so I don&#8217;t quite have enough time as an adult to properly judge, but it <em>seems<\/em> like language is becoming more volatile due to the internet.  Even ignoring the onslaught of new technology-related words, it seems like English is morphing faster than it did when I was younger. Words are coming and going faster and shifting their meanings more abruptly.  Maybe I&#8217;m just a little less malleable than I used to be, and so the changes seem swifter, I&#8217;m not sure.  Maybe someone closer to fifty can appraise this and compare things to how they&#8217;ve been over the last thirty years. <\/p>\n<p>And now apparently people walk around saying the word pwned in day-to-day speech.  <\/p>\n<p>What a bunch of llamas. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was on the phone the other day with a friend, who was explaining a bit about how leveling works in WoW. I just didn&#8217;t get how &#8220;the game begins at level 70&#8221;, since that&#8217;s when you hit max level. I was still trying to wrap my head around it when I asked, &#8220;So you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1711"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1711\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}