{"id":1640,"date":"2008-05-04T11:15:10","date_gmt":"2008-05-04T16:15:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=1640"},"modified":"2008-05-04T19:55:47","modified_gmt":"2008-05-05T00:55:47","slug":"its-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=1640","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><table   class=\"\" cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' border='0' align='center'><tr><td><a href='http:\/\/untraditionalhome.com\/?p=556'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/me_doodle.jpg' class='insetimage'   alt='me_doodle.jpg' title='me_doodle.jpg'\/><\/a><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/untraditionalhome.com\/?p=556\">My wife<\/a> painted a <del datetime=\"2008-05-04T16:45:48+00:00\">picture<\/del> doodle of me. If you came to visit me, this is what you would see.  I might turn around every once in a while to be polite and see if you were still there, but for the most part I&#8217;d be hammering away at the keyboard trying to keep up with my many obsessions. Sorry for being rude.  I&#8217;m just terribly busy.  Please help yourself to a drink from the fridge.  Or some coffee.  Maybe get me some while you&#8217;re up.  That would be super.  Thanks.<\/p>\n<p><strong>EDIT:<\/strong> My wife objects to calling this a painting, and insists that it was just a quick doodle, and that I&#8217;m making too big a fuss over it.  Duly noted.<\/p>\n<p>No fussing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife painted a picture doodle of me. If you came to visit me, this is what you would see. I might turn around every once in a while to be polite and see if you were still there, but for the most part I&#8217;d be hammering away at the keyboard trying to keep up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pictures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1640"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1640\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}