{"id":15992,"date":"2012-05-24T13:51:41","date_gmt":"2012-05-24T18:51:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=15992"},"modified":"2012-05-24T13:51:41","modified_gmt":"2012-05-24T18:51:41","slug":"alan-wake-ep19-65-billion-cows-pigs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=15992","title":{"rendered":"Alan Wake EP19: 65 Billion Cows &#038; Pigs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><table class='nomargin' cellspacing='0' width='100%' cellpadding='0' align='center' border='0'><tr><td><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zPbgZqzNTsg\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen class=\"embed\"><\/iframe><br\/><small><a href='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=zPbgZqzNTsg'>Link (YouTube)<\/a><\/small><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>I would like to nominate, &#8220;There are 65 billion cows and pigs in the world!&#8221; as the worst combat taunt in the history of the medium.  Does anyone have anything to counter it? Competition is fierce in this category, but I think cows &#038; pigs has what it takes to win:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Reference to docile barnyard animals.\n<\/li>\n<li>Delivered by a farmer whose only distinguishing feature is that he&#8217;s hard to see.\n<\/li>\n<li>Delivered straight, in a menacing voice.\n<\/li>\n<li>Non-sequitur.\n<\/li>\n<li>No hidden meaning that might redeem it as satire or parody.\n<\/li>\n<li>Lighthearted, ephemeral trivia with no bearing or meaning on the situation at hand.\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Any other nominations?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Link (YouTube) I would like to nominate, &#8220;There are 65 billion cows and pigs in the world!&#8221; as the worst combat taunt in the history of the medium. Does anyone have anything to counter it? Competition is fierce in this category, but I think cows &#038; pigs has what it takes to win: Reference to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[188],"tags":[232,208],"class_list":["post-15992","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spoilerwarning","tag-alan-wake","tag-spoiler-warning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15992","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15992"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15992\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15992"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15992"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15992"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}