{"id":15262,"date":"2012-03-08T05:58:56","date_gmt":"2012-03-08T10:58:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=15262"},"modified":"2012-03-08T07:38:40","modified_gmt":"2012-03-08T12:38:40","slug":"self-publishing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=15262","title":{"rendered":"Self Publishing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><table   class=\"\" cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' border='0' align='center'><tr><td><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/splash_books.jpg' class='insetimage'   alt='splash_books.jpg' title='splash_books.jpg'\/><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>Because many people have been asking me, here is a meandering overview of the process and reasoning behind self-publishing.<\/p>\n<p>Note that a lot of what I have to say here is based on my own observations, and on views expressed by author <a href=\"http:\/\/jakonrath.blogspot.com\/\">Joe Konrath<\/a>. This is not an authoritative article. Heck, it&#8217;s not even particularly well-informed.  I&#8217;m one of a growing number of people who have returned from the vast, uncharted lands of internet self-publishing, and I&#8217;ve drawn a crude little map of what I saw along the way.  As more of us take this trip, the picture will become clearer.  Until that happens, we&#8217;re obliged to rely on scraps and guesses. If you&#8217;re really serious about this subject, I think Konrath is your go-to guy. Check out his <a href=\"http:\/\/jakonrath.blogspot.com\/\">blog<\/a>, and good luck to you. <\/p>\n<p>But for the curious, here is what I learned in the process of self-publishing <a href=\"http:\/\/shamusyoung.com\/author\/?page_id=6\">The Witch Watch<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><strong>So, you&#8217;ve written a book. You&#8217;ve got a big ol&#8217; pile of words in your word processor of choice, and now you want people to read it in return for money. For the sake of argument, let&#8217;s just assume the book is good.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>In traditional publishing, you would begin by spamming the publishing world with your manuscript. Like a desperate job applicant sending out resumes, you send it to everyone who might possibly have an interest in it. Then you wait.  Some will reject you. Eventually. Most will ignore you. If you&#8217;re very, very lucky, one of them might express an interest in publishing your work.  <\/p>\n<p><!--more-->If this happens, they will take on the burden of printing it, binding it, distributing it, and so on. You might have to do a few revisions, but for the most part your job is done.  Your book will show up on the shelves of Barnes &#038; Noble, and on Amazon.com.  However, unless you&#8217;re super-famous (we&#8217;re talking J.K. Rowling or Stephen King famous, here) you will be left to do the marketing on your own.  It will be up to you to get people talking about the book. While they don&#8217;t do marketing, the publisher will relieve you of the burden of money, by keeping most of it for themselves. (I think you&#8217;ll get 10% or 15% of the sale price.) Also, publishers really only care about the first-wave sales. They don&#8217;t have the resources to keep your book on the shelves in case it turns out to be a sleeper hit. Your books sell fast or they get dumped to make room for the next hopeful. Then your books will be pulped into <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Molded_pulp\">molded fibre<\/a> and turned into fast food containers, which will be used to serve people high-fat, high-cholesterol foods. This is why failed writers are always so depressed: They&#8217;re in anguish over all the people killed by their recycled books.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually, your book will go out of print, and will stop making money. It will vanish. It will not be printed again unless the publisher thinks a significant number of people are still interested in buying it. As an author, I want my books to be on the shelves where I can point them out to friends and talk about how important and famous I am.  The publisher does not want my books on the shelf, because books on shelves are books they have paid to produce but not yet sold. <\/p>\n<p>To sum up traditional publishing: After you finish your book, the work will sit around for a year or more making no money at all, giving you no return on investment. Then if you&#8217;re lucky it will earn money for a limited time, of which you will get a small percent. The publisher will only do marketing for you if you don&#8217;t need it. After that, the book will vanish and only your future fame can bring it back for additional printings. <\/p>\n<p>Which brings us to the alternative:<\/p>\n<p><strong>You can take your manuscript and publish it yourself.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><table width='600'  cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' border='0' align='center'><tr><td><a href='http:\/\/uthinkido.com\/what-people-think-i-do\/show-pic?u=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.uthinkido.com%2Fwriters-3e8d33a2f1aad1837e5b592786bb16'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/utido_writer2.jpg' class='insetimage' width='600' alt='I put this image here to break up this cruel wall of text. It&#8217;s not actually very funny.' title='I put this image here to break up this cruel wall of text. It&#8217;s not actually very funny.'\/><\/a><\/td><\/tr><tr><td class='insetcaption'>I put this image here to break up this cruel wall of text. It&#8217;s not actually very funny.<\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>First, you should really have an editor. Someone who knows books. Someone who knows stories. Someone who knows language. I was lucky enough to have <a href=\"http:\/\/scitascienda.com\/blog\/\">C. L. Dyck<\/a> available for this job.  If I&#8217;d brought her in a bit earlier in the process, I might have saved myself from a few blunders. At any rate, her feedback improved the book a great deal.<\/p>\n<p>Editing in this case can mean re-writing. <\/p>\n<p><em>This scene where Darth Vader goes shopping with a couple of storm troopers feels a little out of place, thematically. Yes, I&#8217;m sure Vader sometimes needs new shoes just like everyone else, but this might be a good section to cut.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>It can mean re-naming things. <\/p>\n<p><em>Are you sure you want to have two opposing villains named Sauron <\/em><em>and<\/em> Saruman?<\/p>\n<p>It can mean re-organizing things. <\/p>\n<p><em>Do you really want to tell the story of Vincent Vega like this, instead of putting it into the proper chronological order?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>It might even mean making changes to the events of the story. <\/p>\n<p><em>Are you sure Doc Ock should throw a car at Peter Parker, when he doesn&#8217;t know Peter is Spider-Man and Peter has information he needs?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Some things you will gladly change.  Some you will grudgingly change. Some you will refuse to change. The important thing is that you make these decisions deliberately, and not because you overlooked them. An editor will, at the very least, <em>make you think about your mistakes<\/em> before you commit them to paper.<\/p>\n<p>Once you&#8217;re done changing things and messing around with story and structure, it&#8217;s time for proofreading. You need a few people to go through and look for bad spelling, typos, bad punctuation, and so on.  The more people you have helping, the fewer you will miss.  I had four people read over my book, and we <em>still<\/em> managed to overlook a couple of missing quotes or commas. <\/p>\n<p>Once all of that is done, you are ready to pick a method of distribution. There are a lot of ways to do this.  We went with Smashwords.<\/p>\n<p>Smashwords is a distributor. They are digital-only, but you can use them to get your work out to Amazon, Barnes &#038; Noble, iTunes, Sony, and Kobo.  They also sell PDF and HTML versions directly.  If you can get your book into the Smashwords premium catalog, then it can reach a lot of different stores and devices. Unfortunately, their submission process is clunky, frustrating, and time-consuming. <\/p>\n<p>They accept manuscripts in .doc format. Yes, as in &#8220;Microsoft Office&#8221; doc format.  That&#8217;s bad enough, but you&#8217;re not actually allowed to use 99.9% of the features of the doc format. No special fonts.  You&#8217;ve got a generic variable-width font, and a monospace font. You&#8217;ve got italics and bold, but no underline. You&#8217;ve got two font sizes. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/52\">The doc describing how to format for Smashwords<\/a> is almost TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND WORDS. (One-fifth the size of my book.) <\/p>\n<p>Now, I understand these limits.  They have to get the book into many disparate devices and formats, which limits functionality. The problem is that if you go beyond these limits, the document import will FAIL.  Instead of stripping or ignoring unwanted info, Smashwords pukes and refuses to proceed.<\/p>\n<p><table width='600'  cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' border='0' align='center'><tr><td><a href='http:\/\/uthinkido.com\/what-people-think-i-do\/show-pic?u=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.uthinkido.com%2Ffreelance-writer-13f341000979b96a5e93899be36c76'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/utido_writer3.jpg' class='insetimage' width='600' alt='You have an accountant? What do they count?' title='You have an accountant? What do they count?'\/><\/a><\/td><\/tr><tr><td class='insetcaption'>You have an accountant? What do they count?<\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>This is a problem because of the crazy stuff that Microsoft Office does. Like, if I copy &#038; paste a bit of text from a Wikipedia page into my book because I want to make sure I get the spelling right, it brings in all of the formatting &#038; font info.  This can also happen if I&#8217;m pasting from another word processor, or from a raw text file.  Even if I clear that rogue formatting, Word kind of keeps those around.  I&#8217;ll often find blank lines or single spaces in my document where, if I enter some text in the dead space, it will begin typing in some unexpected font face and size.  That single, invisible, unused font-switch is enough to kill the Smashwords import, and Smashwords won&#8217;t tell you where it is.  <\/p>\n<p>In the case of my book, Heather had to copy the entire book as raw text &#8211; thus removing all formatting &#8211; and then paste it into a fresh, clean document. This destroyed all of my italics, which she had to then painstakingly restore by hand. (I use a <em>lot<\/em> of italics in dialog, because it tells us how the characters are reading their lines &#8211; <em>which is a crucial part of their performance!<\/em>) It&#8217;s just dumb and stupid and broken and infuriating. And if you want to insert images? Like we did? Well, that&#8217;s ANOTHER layer of headache and hassle. <\/p>\n<p>This is made worse by the Smashwords policy of using the doc format, of all things. In HTML you can see and remove orphaned format shifts and other cruft, but not docs. And these formatting aberrations seem to proliferate in doc files. <\/p>\n<p>Even once you have a doc that Smashwords will accept, you&#8217;re still not done. Now you have something that will (in programmer&#8217;s parlance) compile, but you don&#8217;t know if it will run.  It&#8217;s possible that some formatting fluke or unexpected behavior will cause things to look wrong on certain e-readers, or for the chapter links to not work. (That&#8217;s a bad one. Believe me, you don&#8217;t want to be forced to press &#8220;next page&#8221; 500 times to get to page 500.) <\/p>\n<p>Smashwords has the additional problem that it puts your book for sale the moment you upload. So, you don&#8217;t know if it will accept your doc, but if it does, it might look wrong and instantly go up for sale in that condition. And the only way to test it is to upload the doc, wait five minutes for the conversion to finish, then download the various converted e-reader versions and check them. Manually. One at a time.<\/p>\n<p>Heather got around this step by using <a href=\"http:\/\/calibre-ebook.com\/\">Calibre<\/a>. She would export the doc as (brace yourself) HTML, and then bring the HTML into Calibre, and then examine it.  If it looked okay, then she would upload the doc to Smashwords. <\/p>\n<p>Yes, this is stupid and horrible, and it&#8217;s shameful that <strong>word processing<\/strong> needs to be this damn convoluted here in 2012. And of course, there are the various platform evangelists who shout helpful advice of using this-or-that word processor.  Because, if it worked great for your term paper two years ago then it will naturally work awesome for a 120k word book with chapters, font style changes, and full-page images.  <\/p>\n<p>(That last remark was directed at you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.latex-project.org\/intro.html\">LaTeX<\/a> evangelists. Look, I don&#8217;t mind hearing about LaTeX, or about the success you&#8217;ve had with it. I&#8217;ve poked around with it and it&#8217;s an interesting thing, but it is <strong>not<\/strong> a silver bullet. LaTeX is trading one set of problems for another. I might use it someday, but LaTeX can&#8217;t solve the ludicrous Smashwords import problems. The moment you roll in here and start claiming that it will be &#8220;easy&#8221;, I will conclude that you simply don&#8217;t understand the size and scope of the problem. Also, the LaTeX method of doing italics and bold is an \\emph{ugly and inelegant  \\textbf{abomination}}!)<\/p>\n<p>Of course, we could avoid all of this Smashwords difficulty by manually uploading to each and every e-book site ourselves: iTunes, Amazon, B&#038;N, etc etc. But that means instead of converting <em>once<\/em> to Smashwords, we would need to convert several times, to many different places. And maintain accounts in all those places. And get paid in all those places. And manually adjust prices in all those places.  Smashwords is such a nightmare we might try this for the next book, but either way we&#8217;re going to lose a lot of hours converting various flavors of text files, which isn&#8217;t something I was expecting to have to do in the far-flung future world of 2012.<\/p>\n<p><table width='600'  cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' border='0' align='center'><tr><td><a href='http:\/\/uthinkido.com\/what-people-think-i-do\/show-pic?u=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.uthinkido.com%2Faspiring-writers-f801850e71579f04d798b12b86164c'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/utido_writer.jpg' class='insetimage' width='600' alt='Tip for the person who made this: I don&#8217;t know what you think you&#8217;re doing, but if you&#8217;ve got employees then you are NOT an &#8220;aspiring writer&#8221;. Also&#8230; are you hiring?' title='Tip for the person who made this: I don&#8217;t know what you think you&#8217;re doing, but if you&#8217;ve got employees then you are NOT an &#8220;aspiring writer&#8221;. Also&#8230; are you hiring?'\/><\/a><\/td><\/tr><tr><td class='insetcaption'>Tip for the person who made this: I don&#8217;t know what you think you&#8217;re doing, but if you&#8217;ve got employees then you are NOT an &#8220;aspiring writer&#8221;. Also&#8230; are you hiring?<\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>Done? Now you need a print version. Which means you&#8217;ll need to re-format the entire book, all over again.  E-books are formatted like a webpage: A continuous spew of words. Print versions have page numbers.  The images need to be in a much larger DPI. You can&#8217;t lay out the cover until you know how many physical pages it&#8217;ll be, because you need to know how thick to make the spine. The pages need headers and footers to make sure there&#8217;s an indication of chapter &#038; page number on each page, so people can navigate the dang thing. It&#8217;s generally good form to make chapters begin with a bit of fanfare. (For example, the name of the chapter alone on a left-hand page, and the the text beginning about a third of the way down on the right-hand page. You&#8217;ll need to insert blank pages as needed to make this happen.) If you&#8217;re really looking to impress, you might want to throw in some <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Initial\">drop caps<\/a> or other bits of typographical flair.<\/p>\n<p>Now it&#8217;s time to print the book. The margins are way better if you can buy copies of your own book in bulk and sell them yourself, but that takes money and storage space and you&#8217;re basically launching a mail-order business out of your home. There are some up-front costs to deal with, and the question of where you&#8217;re going to stick all those books while you wait for people to buy them. Remember that books react poorly to dust, moisture, sunlight, children, pets, pests, fire, mold, oils, humidity, and everything else in your house. Assuming you&#8217;re not already amazingly famous (and if you <em>are<\/em> famous, then why are you reading this newbie guide, and while we&#8217;re at it would you plug my book?) then you&#8217;re probably not going to have a clue as to how many books you&#8217;ll need. You can quickly find yourself in the predicament of traditional publishers where you can miss out on a lot of profit if you print too few books and you can lose your shirt if you print a lot more than you can sell.  This is a risky game.  Good luck to you if you go this route. <\/p>\n<p>For the rest of us, we&#8217;re going to have to sacrifice a bit of our profit margins by going with print-on-demand. I&#8217;ve used <a href=\"https:\/\/www.createspace.com\/3738621\">Createspace<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lulu.com\/product\/paperback\/free-radical\/18836044\">Lulu<\/a>. I&#8217;m favoring Createspace right now because it plays nice with Amazon, making it possible for people to order the print version from the Amazon store. This means you&#8217;ll have two companies taking a bite on top of your printing expenses, which can eat a significant portion of your margin.  However, the Amazon market is HUGE, and it has a lot of &#8220;People who liked book A also liked book B&#8221; type stuff.  This is really handy if you happen to be book B. <\/p>\n<p>In my previous book, I encouraged people to buy directly from Createspace, so I could make more money per book sold.  For The Witch Watch, I sent people to Amazon in the hopes that my book would climb up the best seller list, be shown to new prospective buyers, and end up selling to people beyond the reach of my humble blog. The results of this little experiment are still inconclusive. To be fair, Amazon has STILL not properly listed my book, almost a week after it was put up.  Oh, it&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/The-Witch-Watch-Shamus-Young\/dp\/1470105810\">for sale<\/a>, but the reviews aren&#8217;t cross-linked with the Kindle version, it took them days to put up the product description, and it&#8217;s not really suggesting my print book to people. <\/p>\n<p>So, I have no idea if it&#8217;s better to go for more money per unit by selling directly or go for a wider audience through Amazon. <\/p>\n<p>In any case, you&#8217;re going to prepare a print version and send it in to your print-on-demand service of choice. Then you will be obliged to purchase (at base print cost) a printed proof. It&#8217;s cheap. (I think it cost me around $5.) The biggest drawback is that you need to wait for it to arrive.  Then you can thumb through it (or, if you&#8217;re being mature and responsible, read it, <em>again<\/em>) and make sure everything looks fine.  If you&#8217;re happy with the proof, you can put the book up for sale. <\/p>\n<p>My wife Heather did a lot of these steps, and I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ve forgotten some or omitted small details that vexed her. In any case, I hope this article was able to help you understand why quitting your day job was a horrible idea and you should never have tried to become an author. I mean, what were you thinking?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because many people have been asking me, here is a meandering overview of the process and reasoning behind self-publishing. Note that a lot of what I have to say here is based on my own observations, and on views expressed by author Joe Konrath. This is not an authoritative article. 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