{"id":14348,"date":"2011-12-14T19:10:21","date_gmt":"2011-12-15T00:10:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=14348"},"modified":"2011-12-14T19:14:17","modified_gmt":"2011-12-15T00:14:17","slug":"spoiler-warning-half-life-2-special-ep14-slow-teleporter-operator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=14348","title":{"rendered":"Spoiler Warning Half Life 2 Special EP14: Slow Teleporter Operator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s post is almost <em>nine hours late<\/em> thanks to YouTube being uncharacteristically stupid and broken.  It normally takes YT about an hour or so to process the video after Josh uploads it.  Today it sat there for six hours, doing nothing.  Then Josh uploaded it again.  Then it took me an hour to watch the twenty-minute episode because I had to keep stopping to let it buffer.  It was like watching a video in 2002.<\/p>\n<p><table class='nomargin' cellspacing='0' width='100%' cellpadding='0' align='center' border='0'><tr><td><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/O2sYzln2UM0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen class=\"embed\"><\/iframe><br\/><small><a href='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=O2sYzln2UM0'>Link (YouTube)<\/a><\/small><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>Remarkable! Google seems to have invented a &#8220;slow internet&#8221;.  This suggests an entirely new line of investigation!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s post is almost nine hours late thanks to YouTube being uncharacteristically stupid and broken. It normally takes YT about an hour or so to process the video after Josh uploads it. Today it sat there for six hours, doing nothing. Then Josh uploaded it again. Then it took me an hour to watch the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[188],"tags":[23,208],"class_list":["post-14348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spoilerwarning","tag-half-life","tag-spoiler-warning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14348"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14348\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}