{"id":14328,"date":"2011-12-09T10:04:07","date_gmt":"2011-12-09T15:04:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=14328"},"modified":"2011-12-09T12:20:36","modified_gmt":"2011-12-09T17:20:36","slug":"i-am-not-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=14328","title":{"rendered":"I Am Not Dead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I apologize for the entire week of silence on the blog.  Can&#8217;t remember the last time I had that much dead time. I have some sort of freaky \/ agonizing \/ very gross eye infection that makes it very difficult to operate a computer.  Actually, the computer itself is&#8217;t the problem: it&#8217;s the <em>monitor<\/em> that&#8217;s impossible to use. <\/p>\n<p>Also, if you&#8217;ve sent me email in the last week, please be patient.  I&#8217;m a full seven days behind the curve.  I&#8217;m not ignoring you.  I&#8217;m just behind schedule and half-blind.<\/p>\n<p>Modern medicine is on the job now, and I expect a full recovery after I&#8217;ve undergone my self-proscribed program of vigorous whining, moaning, and making people bring me stuff.  Posting will probably continue to be light for a while, unless Josh steps in and does a post for that Shogum thing he&#8217;s always on about. What is that?  I see a Samurai guy on the cover, so I figure it&#8217;s probably some fighting game or something. <\/p>\n<p>Whatever.  Everyone knows you beat those games by just holding block and counterattacking a lot.  I don&#8217;t know what the big deal is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I apologize for the entire week of silence on the blog. Can&#8217;t remember the last time I had that much dead time. I have some sort of freaky \/ agonizing \/ very gross eye infection that makes it very difficult to operate a computer. Actually, the computer itself is&#8217;t the problem: it&#8217;s the monitor that&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[111],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-notices"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14328"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14328\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}