{"id":14205,"date":"2011-11-15T13:53:20","date_gmt":"2011-11-15T18:53:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=14205"},"modified":"2011-11-15T13:53:20","modified_gmt":"2011-11-15T18:53:20","slug":"assassins-creed-2-ep20-no-hug-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=14205","title":{"rendered":"Assassin&#8217;s Creed 2 EP20: No Hug for You!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><table class='nomargin' cellspacing='0' width='100%' cellpadding='0' align='center' border='0'><tr><td><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9T065er0d8I\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen class=\"embed\"><\/iframe><br\/><small><a href='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9T065er0d8I'>Link (YouTube)<\/a><\/small><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p><em>Ezio! Please help us! Please steal us some uniforms.  And a boat. We&#8217;re just simple thieves, and know nothing about&#8230; stealing things.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d love to know how Ezio carries multiple sets of archer armor \/ uniforms.  Or why these uniforms are in treasure chests. Or why the chests are in the street. They&#8217;re supposedly awaiting delivery to Seta, but that doesn&#8217;t really explain why they&#8217;re spread all <em>OH STOP THINKING ABOUT EVERYTHING JUST GO STAB DUDES AND DON&#8217;T ASK ANY QUESTIONS!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Link (YouTube) Ezio! Please help us! Please steal us some uniforms. And a boat. We&#8217;re just simple thieves, and know nothing about&#8230; stealing things. I&#8217;d love to know how Ezio carries multiple sets of archer armor \/ uniforms. Or why these uniforms are in treasure chests. Or why the chests are in the street. They&#8217;re [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[188],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spoilerwarning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14205"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14205\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}