{"id":1388,"date":"2007-10-31T07:00:41","date_gmt":"2007-10-31T12:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=1388"},"modified":"2007-10-31T08:27:39","modified_gmt":"2007-10-31T13:27:39","slug":"the-dice-are-trying-to-kill-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=1388","title":{"rendered":"The Dice Are Trying to Kill Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m probably not the first person to think of <a href=\"?p=850\">the phrase<\/a>, and I&#8217;ll probably never know, but it warms my heart to think that I may have inspired <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/tshirts\/gaming\/9d0b\/\">this shirt at ThinkGeek<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I guess I should add: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zazzle.com\/Shamusyoung\/product\/168032053870556969\">This design is available at my Zazzle store<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m probably not the first person to think of the phrase, and I&#8217;ll probably never know, but it warms my heart to think that I may have inspired this shirt at ThinkGeek. I guess I should add: This design is available at my Zazzle store.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nerd-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1388"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1388\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}