{"id":1377,"date":"2007-10-22T11:00:09","date_gmt":"2007-10-22T16:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=1377"},"modified":"2007-10-22T11:07:23","modified_gmt":"2007-10-22T16:07:23","slug":"the-krofft-supershow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=1377","title":{"rendered":"The Krofft &#8220;Super&#8221;show"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last year <a href=\"?p=663\">I was ranting about the uniform awfulness of 70&#8217;s culture<\/a>. While writing those posts, I found an old dusty corner of my mind with a pile of memories I don&#8217;t use anymore. Behind the memories of putting ice cubes onto the heating vent to melt deep waffle-like atterns into their surfaces, underneath some loose recollections of Bill Cosby&#8217;s Picture Pages, and sitting on top of some vague notions of a McDonald&#8217;s playset, I found a bunch of disjoined images from some television shows that I couldn&#8217;t identify.  I couldn&#8217;t remember the names of the characters or the show, just situations and plot devices.  Some creative googling finally led me to a website that (somehow) has images from those old shows.  As soon as I saw them, the whole thing came flooding back.<\/p>\n<p>Lots of people remember kid&#8217;s television from the 70&#8217;s.  Scooby Doo.  Lost In Space reruns. Gilligan&#8217;s Island reruns. Batman.  Spiderman.  Speed racer. Wonder Woman. Some of these have enjoyed recent revivals or remakes.  But some shows didn&#8217;t survive and are not so fondly remembered. The shows I was remembering were  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.70slivekidvid.com\/ewadg.htm\">Electra Woman and Dyna Girl<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.70slivekidvid.com\/drshrink.htm\">Dr. Shrinker<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.70slivekidvid.com\/wbug.htm\">Wonderbug<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.70slivekidvid.com\/losts.htm\">Lost Saucer<\/a>.  I found out they are all actually just segments the same show: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.70slivekidvid.com\/krofft.htm\">The Krofft Supershow<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>Most of us have idealized memories of childhood television programs. Despite this retroactive rose-colored view, there is no way around it: <em>This stuff was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=qD-gcWaciGE\">crap<\/a><\/em>.  Utter tripe.  Even at six years old I remember noticing that the thing was kind of lame. Keep in mind that I was at an age where I still thought Scooby Doo and Gilligan&#8217;s Island were <em>clever<\/em>.  This show took awful and tacky to new, uncharted extremes.<\/p>\n<p>The show ran <a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/title\/tt0074014\/\">two years, from 1976 to 1978<\/a>.  I never expected to see them again.  Imagine my surprise.<\/p>\n<p>The Electrawoman and Dynagirl segment left an impression on me. Somewhere in the back of my mind were some features that had not yet been enabled.  Some <em>unlockables<\/em>, if you will.  As a little boy I knew there was <em>something<\/em> about <a href=\"http:\/\/web.utk.edu\/~lyle\/ewdg\/\">these images<\/a> of women in spandex and go-go boots.  These images were important&#8230; <em>somehow<\/em>.  Couldn&#8217;t put my finger on it.  Not for another few years, by which time the show had been swapped out of active memory to make room for episodes of Wonder Woman.  <\/p>\n<p><table width='284'  cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' border='0' align='center'><tr><td><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/wonder_woman.jpg' class='insetimage' width='284' alt='wonder_woman.jpg' title='wonder_woman.jpg'\/><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>Kept <em>that one<\/em> cached for a few years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last year I was ranting about the uniform awfulness of 70&#8217;s culture. While writing those posts, I found an old dusty corner of my mind with a pile of memories I don&#8217;t use anymore. 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