{"id":1375,"date":"2007-10-20T11:00:43","date_gmt":"2007-10-20T16:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=1375"},"modified":"2008-05-21T01:13:26","modified_gmt":"2008-05-21T06:13:26","slug":"the-snarl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=1375","title":{"rendered":"The Snarl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You may remember earlier this week the <a href=\"?p=1369\">power supply died on my main PC<\/a>.  I had a spare, but it was missing a plug required to regulate the&#8230; CPU&#8230; voltage&#8230; thingy? Something about trans-phase nanoshear causing problems in the distributed flux suspension core, I&#8217;m sure.  The upshot being that my PC would run, but it was bad for my processor and slightly risky.  <\/p>\n<p>On Thursday the new power supply arrived, I dropped it in, we&#8217;re all good now.  It&#8217;s got 480 watts, which is enough to keep my computer running as well as power a phased plasma rifle (they have a 40 watt range) should the need arise.  <\/p>\n<p>I also got myself a wireless keyboard &#038; mouse, because that was a great price for a Logitech and because I&#8217;m weak. I now have two less wires under my desk, which is a step in the right direction but still a far cry from bringing the mess under control.<\/p>\n<p>At my desk I have 2 PCs, a Playstation, a pair of phones, and the router which is the connectivity nexus for all of the other PCs in the house.  And the cable modem.  Plus all of the accouterments for the above, which is not limited to speakers, controllers, keyboards, mice, and a nice lava lamp which is not strictly part of the setup but which I include because I think it&#8217;s cool and, not to put too fine a point on it, has a wire which needs to be plugged into something.  I cannot peer behind my desk without thinking of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.giantitp.com\/comics\/oots0273.html\">The Snarl<\/a> from Order of the Stick.  I no longer see it as a collection of various tangled wires, but as a whole, a dangerous and formidable foe with appendages reaching into all of my electronic devices.  I am always eager for the chance to cut down on the size of my homemade Snarl.  In an ideal world the idiots at NASA would quit screwing around with satellites and space travel and <i>invent me some wireless electricity<\/i>. More precisely &#8211; since some of them may be reading my website looking for something to invent during their lunch break &#8211; I need a way to get electricity from the wall outlet to my electronic devices without using wires and without setting the room on fire.  If you could do that for me it would be super-great, thanks. <\/p>\n<p>Make sure it comes in black.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You may remember earlier this week the power supply died on my main PC. I had a spare, but it was missing a plug required to regulate the&#8230; CPU&#8230; voltage&#8230; thingy? Something about trans-phase nanoshear causing problems in the distributed flux suspension core, I&#8217;m sure. The upshot being that my PC would run, but it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1375"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1375\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}