{"id":13463,"date":"2011-09-27T10:40:10","date_gmt":"2011-09-27T15:40:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=13463"},"modified":"2011-09-27T10:40:10","modified_gmt":"2011-09-27T15:40:10","slug":"assassins-creed-2-ep5-leonardo-da-sissy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=13463","title":{"rendered":"Assassin&#8217;s Creed 2 EP5: Leonardo da Sissy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><table class='nomargin' cellspacing='0' width='100%' cellpadding='0' align='center' border='0'><tr><td><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/gZok49usApU\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen class=\"embed\"><\/iframe><br\/><small><a href='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=gZok49usApU'>Link (YouTube)<\/a><\/small><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>So let&#8217;s see:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Leonardo da Vinci is baffled by a simple spring-loaded mechanism, to the point where he can&#8217;t even study it &#8211; he needs to read the directions!\n<\/li>\n<li>Leonardo da Vinci tries to scare Ezio by threatening to cut off his finger, but Ezio makes him look like a dick by just throwing his hand onto the table, &#8220;Fine. Cut it off.  Let&#8217;s do this.&#8221;\n<\/li>\n<li>Leonardo da Vinci is rubbish at bluffing the guard, telling an obvious lie in the clumsiest manner possible.\n<\/li>\n<li>Leonardo da Vinci is crap in a fight and gets his ass kicked by a lone guard who isn&#8217;t even trying.\n<\/li>\n<li>When you mention going to the brothel, Leonardo da Vinci is evidently on a first-name basis with the madam.  So I guess he has trouble getting chicks?\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Geeze Ubisoft, what DO you guys have against Leonardo da Vinci?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Link (YouTube) So let&#8217;s see: Leonardo da Vinci is baffled by a simple spring-loaded mechanism, to the point where he can&#8217;t even study it &#8211; he needs to read the directions! Leonardo da Vinci tries to scare Ezio by threatening to cut off his finger, but Ezio makes him look like a dick by just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[188],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13463","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spoilerwarning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13463","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13463"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13463\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}