{"id":1310,"date":"2007-09-06T07:00:07","date_gmt":"2007-09-06T12:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=1310"},"modified":"2007-09-06T07:00:11","modified_gmt":"2007-09-06T12:00:11","slug":"shamus-needs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=1310","title":{"rendered":"Shamus Needs"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here<\/a> is a silly meme: Enter “yourname<\/i> needs” into google and then see what the first ten entries say you need. Then post the results to your blog. <\/p>\n

This one caught my eye because I figured that with a rare name like mine I’d come up mostly empty. But no. Witness:<\/p>\n

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  1. SHAMUS NEEDS A HOME!\n<\/li>\n
  2. Shamus needs to fade more in t and some blastin\u00c2\u00b4 effects would also work.\n<\/li>\n
  3. Shamus needs to be hanged like saddam.\n<\/li>\n
  4. Shamus needs help.\n<\/li>\n
  5. Shamus needs a fiddle yard.\n<\/li>\n
  6. Shamus needs advice on locating a factory.\n<\/li>\n
  7. Shamus Needs Gold fund!\n<\/li>\n
  8. shamus needs. to. know. solid state\n<\/li>\n
  9. Shamus needs money for his MMA league.\n<\/li>\n
  10. Shamus needs to look at who works for him and make some BIG changes before his little kingdom sinks even more than it has.\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Google is such a strange and wonderful contraption. Try it. It’s funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Here is a silly meme: Enter “yourname needs” into google and then see what the first ten entries say you need. Then post the results to your blog. This one caught my eye because I figured that with a rare name like mine I’d come up mostly empty. But no. Witness: SHAMUS NEEDS A HOME! […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1310"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1310\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}