{"id":12928,"date":"2011-08-31T09:05:52","date_gmt":"2011-08-31T14:05:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=12928"},"modified":"2012-02-01T22:36:43","modified_gmt":"2012-02-02T03:36:43","slug":"spoiler-warning-hitmas-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=12928","title":{"rendered":"Spoiler Warning Hitmas 1-Merry Hitmas!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I really don&#8217;t like how commercialized Hitmas has become.  When I was kid, Hitmas was about crazy, life-ending butchery in the name of a paycheck.  Now people are so obsessed with shaved heads, sunglasses, and barcode tattoos. They&#8217;ve forgotten the true meaning of the holiday and instead are focused on shallow, superficial things.  It&#8217;s cheapened the celebration and taken the joy out of contractually-arranged assassination.<\/p>\n<p>But not Rutskarn. Rutskarn understands the True Meaning of Hitmas:<\/p>\n<p><table class='nomargin' cellspacing='0' width='100%' cellpadding='0' align='center' border='0'><tr><td><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/p-WPz-Yet8c\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen class=\"embed\"><\/iframe><br\/><small><a href='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=p-WPz-Yet8c'>Link (YouTube)<\/a><\/small><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the most wonderful time of the year.  I&#8217;m so happy right now that I could beat a man to death with a fruitcake.<\/p>\n<p>This is just a one-week deal.  We&#8217;ll do something else special for Spoiler Warning next week (maybe even more Hitman, we haven&#8217;t decided yet) and then we&#8217;ll launch the next season on September 13.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really don&#8217;t like how commercialized Hitmas has become. When I was kid, Hitmas was about crazy, life-ending butchery in the name of a paycheck. Now people are so obsessed with shaved heads, sunglasses, and barcode tattoos. They&#8217;ve forgotten the true meaning of the holiday and instead are focused on shallow, superficial things. It&#8217;s cheapened [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[188],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spoilerwarning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12928"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12928\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}