{"id":12260,"date":"2011-07-08T05:59:59","date_gmt":"2011-07-08T10:59:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=12260"},"modified":"2011-07-08T09:44:56","modified_gmt":"2011-07-08T14:44:56","slug":"hitman-how-to-pretend-to-kill-the-fakevice-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=12260","title":{"rendered":"Hitman: How to (Pretend to) Kill the (Fake)(Vice) President"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The old saying is, &#8220;If you can&#8217;t play golf well, learn to enjoy playing it poorly. &#8221;  Substitute &#8220;golf&#8221; with &#8220;murder hundreds of people&#8221;, and you have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/\">Rutskarn&#8217;s<\/a> Hitman series.<\/p>\n<p><table class='nomargin' cellspacing='0' width='100%' cellpadding='0' align='center' border='0'><tr><td><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CPdcUcdZdfg\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen class=\"embed\"><\/iframe><br\/><small><a href='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=CPdcUcdZdfg'>Link (YouTube)<\/a><\/small><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh God! Oh God, <em>what have I done<\/em>!?!?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Somebody, eventually has to go to this bathroom.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, I&#8217;m not seeing a whole lot of compelling reasons <strong>not<\/strong> to kill that dude.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Damnit, I didn&#8217;t want THAT one. I wanted the naked one.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The old saying is, &#8220;If you can&#8217;t play golf well, learn to enjoy playing it poorly. &#8221; Substitute &#8220;golf&#8221; with &#8220;murder hundreds of people&#8221;, and you have Rutskarn&#8217;s Hitman series. Link (YouTube) &#8220;Oh God! Oh God, what have I done!?!?!&#8221; &#8220;Somebody, eventually has to go to this bathroom.&#8221; &#8220;Yeah, I&#8217;m not seeing a whole lot [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[188],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spoilerwarning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12260"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12260\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}