{"id":1190,"date":"2007-06-08T07:00:18","date_gmt":"2007-06-08T12:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=1190"},"modified":"2007-06-08T07:00:20","modified_gmt":"2007-06-08T12:00:20","slug":"a-new-spell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=1190","title":{"rendered":"A New Spell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the comments of <a href=\"?p=1161\">this post<\/a> a reader notes their overlong comment and remarks that they posted a &#8220;wall of text&#8221;.  <\/p>\n<p>Reader Zaghadka <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=1161#comment-69201\">responds<\/a>:<\/p>\n<div class=\"quote\">What a great idea for a spell:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wall of Text&#8221; (Illusion, Bureaumancy)<\/p>\n<p>Upon casting this spell the mage bathes a 10\u00e2\u20ac\u00b2x10\u00e2\u20ac\u00b2 cube\/lvl. area with mindless mutterings, ranting, copious formulaic backstory, or repeated iterations of &#8220;Romani ite Domus!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Anyone in the area of effect must make a will save or suffer one of three effects: Confusion, Emotion of Hopelessness, or their head explodes. Blind targets are not affected. Dyslexic targets save at +3.<\/p>\n<p>Counterspell: Erase<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Perfect. I&#8217;m still laughing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the comments of this post a reader notes their overlong comment and remarks that they posted a &#8220;wall of text&#8221;. Reader Zaghadka responds: What a great idea for a spell: &#8220;Wall of Text&#8221; (Illusion, Bureaumancy) Upon casting this spell the mage bathes a 10\u00e2\u20ac\u00b2x10\u00e2\u20ac\u00b2 cube\/lvl. area with mindless mutterings, ranting, copious formulaic backstory, or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tabletop-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}