{"id":11217,"date":"2011-04-01T12:25:08","date_gmt":"2011-04-01T17:25:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=11217"},"modified":"2011-04-01T12:25:08","modified_gmt":"2011-04-01T17:25:08","slug":"stolen-pixels-247-her-price-is-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=11217","title":{"rendered":"Stolen Pixels #247: Her Price is Right"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.escapistmagazine.com\/articles\/view\/comics\/stolen-pixels\/8754-Stolen-Pixels-247-Her-Price-Is-Right\">Stolen Pixels returns<\/a>!  I&#8217;ve decided to kick things off with a news story from&#8230; last week! <\/p>\n<p>I know some people were looking forward to the rest of my comics on New Vegas, so let me say a bit more about that&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I only had one more joke written, and I&#8217;d planned to write more as the series ran.  Of course, that was months ago.  I haven&#8217;t touched New Vegas since then, which means I no longer have funny things to say about it.  If you&#8217;re <em>that<\/em> curious, here is the other joke I had written:<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Same style as the first one, narrated by the player in yellow text boxes.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Panel 1: Shot of Veronica:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Narrator: I ran into Felicia Day.<\/p>\n<p>Veronica: (Says some <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Felicia_Day\">Felicia Day<\/a> quote from some other place &#8211; Dr. Horrible, The Guild, whatever.)<\/p>\n<p>Narrator: She said she was good at disarming people in hand-to-hand, so I brought her along.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Panel 2: Shot of Veronica punching some dude&#8217;s arm off.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Panel 3: Narrator walking away from the camera, as in the first strip. There&#8217;s a grave in the foreground.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Narrator: I buried her in the desert.<\/p>\n<p>Narrator: I hate puns.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Eh.  I came back to the joke later and decided I didn&#8217;t like it. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, Stolen Pixels returns! I&#8217;ve decided to kick things off with a news story from&#8230; last week! I know some people were looking forward to the rest of my comics on New Vegas, so let me say a bit more about that&#8230; I only had one more joke written, and I&#8217;d planned to write more [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[102],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-column"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11217"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11217\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}