{"id":10730,"date":"2011-02-16T09:02:19","date_gmt":"2011-02-16T14:02:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=10730"},"modified":"2011-02-16T09:24:09","modified_gmt":"2011-02-16T14:24:09","slug":"spoiler-warning-s4e38-i-like-the-bass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=10730","title":{"rendered":"Spoiler Warning S4E38: I Like the Bass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><table class='nomargin' cellspacing='0' width='100%' cellpadding='0' align='center' border='0'><tr><td><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/W9dZLiQf10o\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen class=\"embed\"><\/iframe><br\/><small><a href='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=W9dZLiQf10o'>Link (YouTube)<\/a><\/small><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>This is my formal apology for being the team&#8217;s grape paladin (a near-perfect balance between paragon and renegade that has both red and blue in its own color!). If you&#8217;ve been watching the show for a while, you might have realized I can be a bit of a bleeding heart. Too many times you have heard a variation of, &#8220;What&#8217;s that, Josh? There&#8217;s a dying Batarian who needs a little med-gel? Sweet jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, give him some! Paragon that interrupt as hard as you can!&#8221; I honestly never believed saving a couple dying aliens would come back to bite me in the ass, but here I am with teeth marks on my cheeks. It&#8217;s okay, I guess we&#8217;ll keep Boobs McGee.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I could argue that&#8217;s what the Spoiler Warning team gets for enlisting the indisputably cheeriest person on the show, but I don&#8217;t want to get fired. Well, fired implies I get paid for this in anything except a bloody Echo Bazaar addiction and Livestream commercials about how to feed the children I don&#8217;t have. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Link (YouTube) This is my formal apology for being the team&#8217;s grape paladin (a near-perfect balance between paragon and renegade that has both red and blue in its own color!). If you&#8217;ve been watching the show for a while, you might have realized I can be a bit of a bleeding heart. Too many times [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[188],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spoilerwarning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10730"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10730\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}