{"id":1057,"date":"2007-04-02T12:00:09","date_gmt":"2007-04-02T17:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=1057"},"modified":"2007-04-02T12:00:15","modified_gmt":"2007-04-02T17:00:15","slug":"dm-of-the-rings-lxxxiihave-fireball-will-travel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=1057","title":{"rendered":"DM of the Rings LXXXII:<br\/>Have Fireball, Will Travel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><table width='600'  cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' border='0' align='center'><tr><td><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/comic_lotr82.jpg' class='insetimage' width='600' alt='We. Need. A. FIREBALL!' title='We. Need. A. FIREBALL!'\/><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>Wizards: <em>Work smarter, not harder.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Fighters: <em>Not smarter, hit harder.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Rogues: <em>Lie smarter, steal hardware.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Bards: <em>Sing harder, get- ow! oh geeze! Fine, I&#8217;ll stop singing! Quit hitting me already!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wizards: Work smarter, not harder. Fighters: Not smarter, hit harder. Rogues: Lie smarter, steal hardware. Bards: Sing harder, get- ow! oh geeze! Fine, I&#8217;ll stop singing! Quit hitting me already!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1057","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1057","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1057"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1057\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}