{"id":10218,"date":"2010-12-21T07:31:31","date_gmt":"2010-12-21T12:31:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=10218"},"modified":"2010-12-23T09:49:36","modified_gmt":"2010-12-23T14:49:36","slug":"spoiler-warning-s4e15welcome-to-junktown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=10218","title":{"rendered":"Spoiler Warning S4E15:<br\/>Welcome to Junktown!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Enjoy your stay.<\/p>\n<p><table class='nomargin' cellspacing='0' width='100%' cellpadding='0' align='center' border='0'><tr><td><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/DWV6G0pxVUA\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen class=\"embed\"><\/iframe><br\/><small><a href='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=DWV6G0pxVUA'>Link (YouTube)<\/a><\/small><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>Everyone is so worried about the recent <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=qZGFjBmD41Q\">Mass Effect 3<\/a> trailer, complaining about how bad the next game will be. So I sat down and interviewed Mr. Scruffy, who is actually the Creative Director of Creativity at BioWare and not a sock puppet on my left hand.  He gave me the following details on the upcoming game:<\/p>\n<p>In Mass Effect 3, Cerberus no longer believes that the Reapers exist, and abandon Shepard. Shepard is then forced to work for &#8220;The Secretive Man&#8221;, who is the shadowy leader of the Blue Suns. When confronted with the fact that all of his men have been hapless mooks, he&#8217;ll explain that those men were rogue elements of the organization, and the <em>real<\/em> Blue Suns are actually all cybernetic Ex-Navy SEAL Ninja biotics in power armor. He&#8217;ll give you the Normandy 3, which looks exactly like the other Normandi except it&#8217;s even bigger on the inside.  There will be a little pet house where you can play the Tamagotchi-style space-hamster game.  There will be a disco where you can play Japanese-style dating sim with your harem of collectible Yeomen.  There will also be a Mako racing circuit. <\/p>\n<p>The rest of the game will take place in bombed-out New York, the linchpin of the entire galactic invasion.  The only way to stop them is to find someone who is <em>bad ass<\/em> enough to hunt down the gigantic bio-mechanical Reaper King, who has taken control of the Statue of Liberty and bombed the city with highly toxic Brownium-5. <\/p>\n<p>How does the final battle end? Do the Reapers win? You&#8217;ll have to wait until the game launches to find out!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Enjoy your stay. Link (YouTube) Everyone is so worried about the recent Mass Effect 3 trailer, complaining about how bad the next game will be. So I sat down and interviewed Mr. Scruffy, who is actually the Creative Director of Creativity at BioWare and not a sock puppet on my left hand. He gave me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[188],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spoilerwarning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10218"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10218\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}