{"id":1014,"date":"2007-03-09T12:00:20","date_gmt":"2007-03-09T17:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=1014"},"modified":"2018-09-02T08:17:21","modified_gmt":"2018-09-02T12:17:21","slug":"dm-of-the-rings-lxxiiischrodingers-familiar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=1014","title":{"rendered":"DM of the Rings LXXIII:<br>Schr&ouml;dinger&#8217;s Familiar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><table width='600'  cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' border='0' align='center'><tr><td><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/comic_lotr73a.jpg' class='insetimage' width='600' alt='Schr&agrave;\u00b6dingers familiar.' title='Schr&agrave;\u00b6dingers familiar.'\/><\/td><\/tr><\/table><table width='600'  cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' border='0' align='center'><tr><td><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/comic_lotr73b.jpg' class='insetimage' width='600' alt='Die of undetermined value.' title='Die of undetermined value.'\/><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>I sort of indulged myself with this one.  If the joke made no sense, then you can read <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Schr%C3%B6dinger's_cat\">this<\/a>.  The joke still won&#8217;t make sense, but at least you&#8217;ll be distracted.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve wanted to make this joke for ages.  Long before DM of the Rings, I used to think this way when dice would bounce away and fall in some hidden corner.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I sort of indulged myself with this one. If the joke made no sense, then you can read this. The joke still won&#8217;t make sense, but at least you&#8217;ll be distracted. I&#8217;ve wanted to make this joke for ages. Long before DM of the Rings, I used to think this way when dice would bounce [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1014","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1014","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1014"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1014\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":43911,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1014\/revisions\/43911"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1014"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1014"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}