They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard!

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Feb 21, 2007

Filed under: Movies 67 comments

Awesomely annoying:



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67 thoughts on “They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard!

  1. Dr-Online says:

    I hate you man.

    1. Lazara says:

      It’s gone :/

  2. Jeremiah says:

    I remember seeing this video a while back. It’s still full of awesomeness.

  3. Telas says:

    Well done, but I keep waiting for the badgers to show up…


  4. Phlux says:

    The camera movement around Legolas started making me dizzy after a while.

  5. Ryan says:

    Wow, awesomely annoying, indeed. That’ll be stuck in my head all night long.

  6. Knastymike says:

    Where can I get an .mp3 of that song?!?

  7. V says:

    As soon as I saw the title that song got restuck in my head even though I haven’t heard it for months. Thanks. So much.

  8. Dez says:

    I am going to be singing this all day!!!


  9. Polk says:

    Oldie but still a goodie. Just rediscovered this about 2 weeks ago so I’m glad to still have it making the rounds on the net!

  10. Sartorius says:

    The world needs:

    “They’re taking the hobbits to Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain, Gimli!”

  11. Will says:

    Do not bring up Charlie! I get enough of that at work.

    If any fo you are looking to clear you heads, here’s an oldy but goody.

  12. Sem says:

    Annoying! I’ve some mp3’s who also use that rewind & replay-effect and every time I hear it I’m always for a second worried that my soundcard just went haywire.

  13. Da Penguin says:

    I, too, was someone who looked at the description as ‘awesominly annoying’ but then still watched it anyway..

    so where are they taking the Hobbits?

  14. Blackeyed says:

    For further annoyance, you’ll need to check this one out.

    These sounds more like the clown-versions we’re stuck with at DM of the Rings, I’m sure. ;)

  15. Huckleberry says:

    Talking about hobbits and music you just can’t get out of your head:

    here’s Leonard Nimoy singing the “Ballad of Bilbo Baggins”:

  16. Stiehle says:

    The Isengard video was both funny and mesmerizing, if a little annoying. But the Leonard Nimoy video… *shudder* That was just plain disturbing. Well yeah, and a little mesmerizing as well! :p

  17. Browncoat says:

    I didn’t know that Tolkein put Vulcans in Middle Earth.

  18. Liritar says:

    What scares me is that I can watch that movie on this laptop with broken speakers, and STILL recreate almost all of the sounds/music in my head. I think I watched it too many times a few years ago. *Laughs*

  19. Dave H. says:

    I hadn’t seen this before. My wife was in the other room when it came on, and she shouted out, “What in the world is that noise?”

    I made her watch it.

    I may be sleeping on the couch tonight…

  20. Telas says:

    So… (he says the next day)

    Anyone still got that motherfrakking song stuck in their head?

    I sure as hell do.

  21. Corwin says:

    The absolute best part is how they perfectly captured Aragorn’s blank stare.

  22. Julia says:

    I’m going to second the request for an .mp3. Seriously.

  23. Julia says:

    Found the mp3. (Silly of me not to have googled in the first place….) has an mp3 download and the video.

    (Audio on the .mp3 is better than on the flash video.)

    I am so putting the .mp3 on my PDA….

  24. PanDeSal says:

    A more annoying LotR video is the one for when Gollum and Sam had a conversation about potatoes.

    1. Old Woman #35 says:

      Especially when you get half an hour ‘computer time’ at school, and you don’t have headphones…

  25. George says:

    man this makes me so happy whenever i see it!!

  26. George says:

    I’m not sure that orlando bloom had any idea that he would deliver the most famous line from that movie

  27. elda says:

    lol i love that song. it was amazing. i also like the taters song.

  28. Ellie says:

    amazingly annoying, but VERY FUNNY. and catchy — gonna have that stuck in my head for a while now…

  29. Anonymous Fan says:

    Beekveld’s site:

    Hobbit gangsta rap (funny):

  30. Why do you care?! says:

    So cool yet so annoying…

  31. Lupine36 says:

    one question………


  32. EmeraldTiara says:

    Oh God. I saw this once about a year ago- I should’ve known it would be on this site! My sister watched it 48 times straight, I swear, and it was stuck in my head for about three days.

  33. Sarrasanne says:


  34. Old Geezer says:

    Does anybody but me think that was the stupidest thing in the world?

    I’m so old…

  35. Eblis says:

    This song has ruined more DnD games I’ve been in than Monty Python quotes and Order of the Stick combined. It’s also one of our drinking songs….

  36. Patrish says:

    Oh, I’m sooo glad I got Stumble. This rocks.
    To Isengard, you stupid, fat Hobbit.
    (Will I get a die for posting here? That would make my month.)

  37. Blargh! says:

    I played this song about 150 times. I am a huge fan of LOTR, and Whn I first found this, it totally made my day. Anyone read the Silmarillion? Then youre a true fan.

  38. DocZayus says:

    I don’t get it…

  39. Adoshi Umino says:

    They ARE takinf the hobbits to Isengard, aren’t they?! I knew it… xD
    Spectacularly halarious, if not generally amusing. Hohohoho~!

  40. Frodo Lives says:

    I found my new ring tone! :)

    Great job!!!

  41. Do not bring up Charlie! I get enough of that at work.

    If any fo you are looking to clear you heads, here's an oldy but goody.

    Hey, Will, your video has been removed due to copyright violation. What was it?

  42. Gadush Kraun says:

    Is there no justice in the world!?!?!?

    Thats so damnned awesome!

  43. tom says:

    you should see “boil em mash em stick em in a stew”

    its another lotr parody where they repeat the lines over and over but i find it much more funny

  44. Julia says:

    I can’t leave well enough alone, can I?

    (Thanks to my friend Gord for pointing out its existence!)

  45. Julia says:

    Some day, someone will come along and read this comment and laugh his (or her, but more likely his) ass off — for each of my kids, there’s a song that will help with calming in stressful situations.

    My daughter’s song? This! (If she’s really upset and we’re at home, we pull up the video. If that’s not available, the mp3 will do. She got it 3 times in a row the other night after her twin brother knocked her over and hit her.)

  46. Doug says:

    There’s Klingons on the starboard bow,
    Starboard bow, starboard bow.
    There’s Klingons on the starboard bow,
    Starboard bow, Jim…

  47. Raeder says:

    Catchy tune – roflmao, And damn am I dizzy

  48. computer master that's better than u says:

    what did you say?

  49. shnugglegirl says:

    MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!

  50. Sigma says:

    I want a mp3 without the voices, I’ll get weird looks with “I MUST DESIRE TO SEE GANDALF” mixed with a awesome song.

  51. Carmella says:

    hi everyone

  52. KingTharg says:

    Sorry, but this needs to leave now and never come back

  53. Mrs R says:

    This is another interesting LOTR youtube I stumbled on during the agony of that Nemoy song. I think you will all enjoy “How Lord of the Rings SHOULD have ended”

  54. Paul says:

    Ive read silmarillion and this is way better than taters

  55. Davian Wolfe says:

    There taking the hobits to isengard
    then the hilarious 8-bit part of the theme thats funny man i love this song

  56. Cleovana the Dwarf says:


  57. Augh! It’s stuck in my head!

  58. Tim says:

    I’ve always been fond of the techno-y 8-bit track in this song (if not the rest…). Does anyone know where I could find more Lord of the Rings music like that?

  59. Tim says:

    Don’t know if anyone cares, but this: is pretty awesome. It’s a remix of various themes from Lord of the Rings… without annoying speech loops.

  60. Thomas says:

    Really? They’re tkaing the Hobbits to Isengard? Who would have thought?

  61. TildeSee says:

    Hahah, I once listened to this for eight hours straight. My roommates were ready to murder me afterwards, and I learned a valuable lesson about friendship:

    Make sure they depend on you for rent :D

  62. MtRussMoore says:

    horrendus and awesome all at the same time

  63. xXDarkWolfXx says:

    It truly becomes apparant just how much the camera pans in that movie during Legolas’ scenes

  64. Cpt. Charles says:

    I had to watch this like 5 times. I laughed harder every time. Hilarious!

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