No, this isn’t the comic I was trying to make on Monday. I’d wanted to do a Breen thing, where he ends up trying to make fun of Blizzard’s Real ID only to have Metro tell him the joke was now irrelevant. Eh. I kind of feel like the moment has passed on that one by now. So instead we’re talking about Alan Wake for some reason?
The plot of this game isn't just dumb, it's actively hostile to the player. This game hates you and thinks you are stupid.
Starcraft 2: Rush Analysis
I write a program to simulate different strategies in Starcraft 2, to see how they compare.
What is Vulkan?
What is this Vulkan stuff? A graphics engine? A game engine? A new flavor of breakfast cereal? And how is it supposed to make PC games better?
A horrible, railroading, stupid, contrived, and painfully ill-conceived roleplaying campaign. All in good fun.
Here is a 13 part series where I talk about programming games, programming languages, and programming problems.