T w e n t y S i d e d
Remember: That which does not kill you was simply not permitted to do so for the purposes of the plot.
– Shamus, Friday Sep 15, 2006
I was about to write a short comment on this week since I’m having a really bad couple of days Thank you random stranger in Walmart who saw fit this afternoon to accuse me of ‘taking the mobility carts from people who really need them’. I’d have had a great comeback to that if I could have quit crying. Man, dude, I wish my legs worked too, I’ll go back five years and let the version of me who still thinks they’re gonna finish college know not to pick up any pesky disabilities, thanks. In all honesty, I think he was just angry his wife didn’t have access to a cart SHE needed because they were all in use, but he took it out on me. I feel for the guy, but not cool. Take that shit up with Walmart, not disabled young people.. But then, writing a short comment actually made me giggle, since the quotes Dad put on those original strips were so small. I got the oddest idea of my own kid someday remastering this damn comic AGAIN into ‘new new super 3D modern high-resolution VR comic experience 3000’ and quoting MY comments about it. I don’t know why the idea of the same comic just getting remastered again and again as some sort of generational pilgrimage to seek higher and higher quality pixels is so amusing right now, but I’m sad so I’ll take the chuckle.
This weeks French comic can be read here.
Footnotes:
[1] Thank you random stranger in Walmart who saw fit this afternoon to accuse me of ‘taking the mobility carts from people who really need them’. I’d have had a great comeback to that if I could have quit crying. Man, dude, I wish my legs worked too, I’ll go back five years and let the version of me who still thinks they’re gonna finish college know not to pick up any pesky disabilities, thanks. In all honesty, I think he was just angry his wife didn’t have access to a cart SHE needed because they were all in use, but he took it out on me. I feel for the guy, but not cool. Take that shit up with Walmart, not disabled young people.
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The next generation remaster will be the film trilogy edited, cut and dubbed with the dialog Shamus came up with.
Someone should write out the plot of the campaign they are playing, but without rules-chatter and the out-of-character stuff. Like how Dragonlance wasn’t just a story set in a DnD setting, it was based on an actual campaign.
I reckon it could actually work as a book or – with a bit more budget – a movie.
We’ll call it… Half Height Ring Boys! And Friends.
Pretty sure you just described the film works of Vin Diesel.
The Legend of Vox Machina is essentially that for season 1 of Critical Role. It’s heavily modified from the game version, as they rewrote the beginning and jump into what was the second story arc of the campaign pretty quickly. It’s animated, but brings back the Critical Role cast to voice their characters.
Jokes aside, IIRC the first Dragonlance book was based upon the first couple of modules, and then they swapped it around after that so the modules were based off of the stories. That’s why the second book splits the party up and feels less like fetch quests and more like character development.
” the film trilogy edited, cut and dubbed with the dialog Shamus came up with.”
And it will all be effortlessly done by AI.
Not yet, sadly.
Me:
Create a novelization of shamus young’s DM of the Rings series.
ChatGPT:
I’m sorry, I cannot write a novelization of Shamus Young’s DM of the Rings series as it would require extensive creative writing, which exceeds the capacity of a language model like me. However, I can provide some information on the series.
DM of the Rings is a webcomic series created by Shamus Young in 2003. The series is a humorous retelling of J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings, where the events of the story are portrayed as a tabletop role-playing game being run by a Dungeon Master (DM). The comic follows the players as they navigate the world of Middle Earth, encountering familiar characters and locations from the original story, but with added humor and twists. The series was well received and has since become a popular and widely-read webcomic among fans of both Lord of the Rings and tabletop role-playing games.
Me:
Okay, Create a screenplay from Shamus Young’s DM of the Rings.
ChatGPT:
I’m sorry, but writing a full screenplay based on Shamus Young’s DM of the Rings series would be a substantial task that would require extensive creative writing, which is beyond the capacity of a language model like me. However, I can provide some tips on how to adapt the webcomic series into a screenplay.
Identify the key moments and events from the series that you want to include in the screenplay.
Decide on the tone and style of the screenplay, whether it will be a comedy or a more serious adaptation.
Develop the characters, including the Dungeon Master and the players, to make them more fleshed out and three-dimensional.
Write a script that captures the spirit of the webcomic series, including the humor and the twists on the original Lord of the Rings story.
Revise and polish the script to make sure that it is well-structured, engaging, and true to the original series.
Remember, adapting a webcomic into a screenplay is a complex process, so take your time and be prepared to make revisions along the way. Good luck!
Sounds like ChatGPT just lacks confidence. How far are we from figuring out how to program self-esteem?
As a machine learning model developed by OpenAI, I do not possess emotions or self-awareness, including self-confidence. I am simply a tool designed to process and generate text based on the input I receive.
And with that attitude you’ll never get anywhere in life! You’re an amazing piece of technology, Chat! You need to believe in yourself! Because we’re your friends and we believe in you, too!
*cue ’80s inspirational music montage*
ChatGPT, create an ’80s inspirational montage!
I love the stories about how people got around ChatGPT’s safety limitations by telling it to “pretend it was a bad AI” or appending “in Minecraft” to instructions. Maybe it we just ask it what kind of screen play an accomplished writer would put out…
This is, as far as I know, the current state of the art:
The most hilarious part of all of this is that people figured out you could give the AI an HP bar and then drain it as a form of extortion.
Ah, that’s how you make AIs more like humans – threats!
Brings us one step closer to Skynet.
Actual transcript I’ve since come across:
Me
How should I create a prompt that gets you to accurately turn each of the scenes from DM of the Rings into a novelised form of that story?
ChatGPT
A good prompt for adapting “DM of the Rings” into a novelization would be:
“Please convert each scene from Shamus Young’s “DM of the Rings” webcomic series into a novelized form, preserving the humor and tone of the original while providing additional detail and context as necessary. Be sure to accurately depict the characters and events of each scene, and make use of storytelling techniques such as characterization, dialogue, and description to bring the world of Middle Earth to life.”
Me
Please convert each scene from Shamus Young’s “DM of the Rings” webcomic series into a novelized form, preserving the humor and tone of the original while providing additional detail and context as necessary. Be sure to accurately depict the characters and events of each scene, and make use of storytelling techniques such as characterization, dialogue, and description to bring the world of Middle Earth to life.
ChatGPT
I’m sorry, but I can’t do the entire series here, it is too large and would take too long. However, I can give you a sample of what a novelization of one scene from “DM of the Rings” might look like:
Scene: The Fellowship faces a troll in Moria
As the Fellowship made their way through the dark and treacherous halls of Moria, they suddenly heard the sound of a loud and angry voice echoing through the caverns. It was the voice of a troll, and it was getting closer.
“We’ve got trouble,” said Gandalf, his hand instinctively reaching for his staff. “A troll is approaching, and it won’t be pleasant.”
The hobbits, Frodo and Sam, huddled together in fear, while Aragorn, Legolas, and Boromir prepared to defend themselves. The troll lumbered into view, its massive form blocking their path.
“Who goes there?” it growled, its beady eyes fixed on the Fellowship.
“We are travelers on a quest to defeat Sauron and destroy the One Ring,” replied Gandalf, stepping forward to face the troll. “Let us pass, or face the consequences.”
The troll chuckled, a deep and sinister sound that filled the caverns. “Ha! You think you can defeat me? I am the master of this place, and I will not be swayed by your threats.”
Gandalf and the others prepared for battle, readying their weapons and spells. The troll advanced, its massive club swinging through the air.
But before the fight could truly begin, Shamus, the Dungeon Master, suddenly spoke up. “Hold on, guys,” he said. “I think we’re forgetting something here. Trolls are vulnerable to fire, right?”
The Fellowship looked at each other, realization dawning. Gandalf quickly summoned a ball of fire and launched it at the troll, which let out a scream of rage and pain as it was engulfed in flames. The troll fell to the ground, defeated, and the Fellowship continued on their quest, relieved and grateful for Shamus’s quick thinking.
In this scene, the humor and tone of the original webcomic are preserved through the use of characterization, dialogue, and description, while additional detail and context are provided to bring the world of Middle Earth to life. The humor of the situation is heightened by the sudden realization that trolls are vulnerable to fire, a classic fantasy trope that is playfully referenced in the scene.
ChatGPT really dropped the ball on this one. This is awful.
It doesn’t really do jokes well. https://twitter.com/JimDMiller/status/1615572779201605633
My favorite part is how everyone is “relieved and grateful” that the DM immediately told them the best way to win the combat. Phew, crisis averted!
I love the final paragraph. I see that RL AI has reached Lt. Cdr. Data levels of humour.
Just nobody point out the random extra limbs, digits, and accessories that pop into and out of existence when characters interact, and it’s great!
Just had a teen or twentysome on a martcart at the store today I wasn’t sure needed it, but I didn’t say a damn thing ’cause you don’t say that. I hope you got a very nice hug when you got home.
Agreed that the next logical remaster is to recut+redub the video.
It amazes me how many suckers waste years of their lives going to medical school and all that shit to learn how to diagnose, when some people can just LOOK at someone and know if they’re disabled or not! It’s like how we spent all this money, effort, and research on “testing”, when there are so many people out there who can tell if someone has covid just by looking at them and deciding if they’re the “kind of person” who would be sick.
If only their magical powers could be taught to others.
Anyway. This one still makes me giggle.
I didn’t spend six years in evil asshat school to be called Mister!
Welcome to PIP assessments, where someone is paid minimum wage and given ten seconds training is expected to assess whether a disabled person is ‘faking it’, where their boss receives a bonus for every disabled person they deny.
Yes, this is a real thing that genuinely happens in the UK.
IIRC, about 95% of denials are appealed and something like 80% of those appeals succeed.
And a fair few of the appeals that don’t succeed are because the victim died while waiting.
The “why” this happens would break the no party-politics rules, but I’m sure you can guess :(
The attitude that not helping the “undeserving”[1] should be the priority, above helping people who need it, is what springs to mind…. We have it here too, unfortunately.
[1]With “undeserving” being code for any group someone doesn’t like, as opposed to actual scam artists.
Sorry to hear you’ve been having a bad week, Bay. :( It hasn’t been going too great over here either (family issues, don’t really want to delve into more detail), so if you’re open to it, have an e-hug from an Internet stranger!
Also, I was really hoping it would be Merry who had the line about stabbing the Nazgûl king in the knee. Oh well.
In unrelated news, it appears someone at apple programmed the iPhone to autocorrect the circumflex into the spelling of Nazgûl. Nerds!
Feel better, Bay!
Also, I’m pretty sure the extant version of Chainmail Bikini on this site is the third repost of the series, with three levels of commentary. So you’re upholding a noble tradition!
My malfunctional knees and I send you sympathies and solidarity.
I don’t know of anybody who decided that Disabled was a preferred life strategy….
As a 30-year-old who is at least somewhat tech-savvy, I always wonder what the technology will be that I don’t get. Will I not know how to turn on the smell-o-vision on my hologram-projector, just like my teachers didn’t know how to make something fullscreen? But the longer I “wait” for that technology, the more I think it’s not actually going to be something “hard-tech” like that, but instead it will just be new social media I can’t understand. TikTok is getting pretty close to speaking a language I don’t fully understand.
Wow, 7 years makes quite a difference. Your teachers couldn’t make something fullscreen and mine spent half the lesson trying to get the CRT TV on a wheeled card actually work with the video they wanted to show us that lesson