Favorite Things 2.0

By Shamus Posted Sunday Apr 30, 2006

Filed under: Programming 9 comments

Below is a funny song about coding which is sung to the tune of “Favorite Things”. It’s been around for ages, although I always thought the original version was a bit too short and unfocused. So, I’ve re-written it, because I’m a dork, and I’m posting it because I have nothing worthwhile to say today.


Pointers to pointers to printf()-like functions,
Unary minus and nested conjunctions,
Integers, booleans, characters, strings,
These are a few of my favorite things!

Encapsuled functions with routines embeded.
Parallel process to run multi-threaded.
Routines that lighten the processor load.
This is just some of my favorite code!


/* When the bug bites! When the core dumps!
when the code is bad.
I simply remember my favorite things,
and then I don't feel so mad. */

API reference and good indentation.
Pointers to strings that have null-termination.
Callbacks to functions of referencing strings.
These are a few of my favorite things.

malloc() and calloc() and database files.
Error-free coding that always compiles.
Arrays of structures and quick file sort.
These are my favorite things to import!


/* When the link fails! When the code bombs!
When it won't execute.
I simply compile my favorite things
and then I can go Re-boot! */

 


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9 thoughts on “Favorite Things 2.0

  1. Mark says:

    Hah! That’s brilliant!

  2. now, if you could write it so it actually compiled… :)

  3. Shamus says:

    Get it to compile! Wow. If I could do that I’d be a shoe-in at the The International Obfuscated C Code Contest . It’s an incomprehensible program AND a catchy song!

  4. Katrani Merack says:

    hah. the weird hting is, normally I can’t fit new lyrics to an old song. This one I could. It’s scary.

  5. Valaqil says:

    Ha! I love this.

  6. squirrelworks says:

    dude! amazing!

  7. Gregory Bogosian says:

    Now all we need is someone to sing this. I immediately thought of JoCo for that.

  8. Ryan says:

    Fucking. Epic. Dude.
    Awesome, I’m bookmarking this.

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