May I present the next episode of our sickening, overly-sweet love letter to Gabe Newell:
What WAS that guy gonna do with Lazlo, anyway? I really want to know.
Skyrim Thieves Guild
The Thieves Guild quest in Skyrim is a vortex of disjointed plot-holes, contrivances, and nonsense.
The story of me. If you're looking for a picture of what it was like growing up in the seventies, then this is for you.
Artless in Alderaan
People were so worried about the boring gameplay of The Old Republic they overlooked just how boring and amateur the art is.
Bad and Wrong Music Lessons
A music lesson for people who know nothing about music, from someone who barely knows anything about music.
Let's ruin everyone's fun by listing all the ways in which zombies can't work, couldn't happen, and don't make sense.