Wizards: Work smarter, not harder.
Fighters: Not smarter, hit harder.
Rogues: Lie smarter, steal hardware.
Bards: Sing harder, get- ow! oh geeze! Fine, I’ll stop singing! Quit hitting me already!
Secret of Good Secrets
Sometimes in-game secrets are fun and sometimes they're lame. Here's why.
Let's ruin everyone's fun by listing all the ways in which zombies can't work, couldn't happen, and don't make sense.
PC Hardware is Toast
This is why shopping for graphics cards is so stupid and miserable.
Top 64 Videogames
Lists of 'best games ever' are dumb and annoying. But like a self-loathing hipster I made one anyway.
In Defense of Crunch
Crunch-mode game development isn't good, but sometimes it happens for good reasons.