Wizards: Work smarter, not harder.
Fighters: Not smarter, hit harder.
Rogues: Lie smarter, steal hardware.
Bards: Sing harder, get- ow! oh geeze! Fine, I’ll stop singing! Quit hitting me already!
The Best of 2012
My picks for what was important, awesome, or worth talking about in 2012.
Final Fantasy X
A game about the ghost of an underwater football player who travels through time to save the world from a tick that controls kaiju satan. Really.
The Gameplay is the Story
Some advice to game developers on how to stop ruining good stories with bad cutscenes.
Secret of Good Secrets
Sometimes in-game secrets are fun and sometimes they're lame. Here's why.
The Truth About Piracy
What are publishers doing to fight piracy and why is it all wrong?