I’m holding out for a Thief remake. I’m sure they wouldn’t turn Garret into a slab of beef with a auto-fire crossbow and re-imagine the whole game as a linear cover-based shooter with regenerating health.
The Disappointment Engine
No Man's Sky is a game seemingly engineered to create a cycle of anticipation and disappointment.
The Plot-Driven Door
You know how videogames sometimes do that thing where it's preposterously hard to go through a simple door? This one is really bad.
Starcraft: Bot Fight
Let's do some scripting to make the Starcraft AI fight itself, and see how smart it is. Or isn't.
Why I Hated Resident Evil 4
Ever wonder how seemingly sane people can hate popular games? It can happen!
What was the problem with the Playstation 3 hardware and why did Sony build it that way?