A couple of people were foolish enough to encourage me yesterday, so now I’m inflicting another one on you.
The Plot-Driven Door
You know how videogames sometimes do that thing where it's preposterously hard to go through a simple door? This one is really bad.
Mass Effect Retrospective
A novel-sized analysis of the Mass Effect series that explains where it all went wrong. Spoiler: It was long before the ending.
Do It Again, Stupid
One of the highest-rated games of all time has some of the least interesting gameplay.
Dead or Alive 5 Last Round
I'm not surprised a fighting game has an absurd story. I just can't figure out why they bothered with the story at all.
The Best of 2012
My picks for what was important, awesome, or worth talking about in 2012.