Tuesday will see the end of Left 4 Dumb. On Tuesday You’ll also get two Stolen Pixels. Today, you just get the one.
Batman: Arkham City
A look back at one of my favorite games. The gameplay was stellar, but the underlying story was clumsy and oddly constructed.
What is Vulkan?
What is this Vulkan stuff? A graphics engine? A game engine? A new flavor of breakfast cereal? And how is it supposed to make PC games better?
Why I Hated Resident Evil 4
Ever wonder how seemingly sane people can hate popular games? It can happen!
The Terrible New Thing
Fidget spinners are ruining education! We need to... oh, never mind the fad is over. This is not the first time we've had a dumb moral panic.
This Game is Too Videogame-y
What's wrong with a game being "too videogameish"?
It’s just as well that wasn’t one of his lines in-game. You’d never stop hearing it.
Aww. Oh well, Stolen Pixels is good too!
It’s too bad there wasn’t an opportunity to refrain “I hate this campaign”
Also, it’s too bad this wasn’t in the first Left 4 Dead, or Louis’ outfit would be that much more sublime.
http://pc.ign.com/articles/100/1001556p1.html
Bill will probably just end up using The Reaper anyway considering it’s so kick ass.
Edit: And it seems that something is keeping me on this page…
I think they should localize the cricket bat to whatever country the game is sold in. In England, South Africa, India, and Australia, it’s a cricket bat, in Scotland a golf club, in Canada, Scandinavia, and Russia a hockey stick, in Switzerland and Austria a ski, in the US, the Caribbean, and Japan a baseball bat, etc.
I`m gonna miss Left for Dumb
“The girl one is a witch. Don’t mess with her.”
“Yeah. For real.”
Listen to Louis. He knows. :)
Cerveza: What, and deprive us of cricket-batting goodness? Hell no!
You know, there’s got to be a joke in there somewhere where our four heros somehow manage to get railroaded…er…blunder into “Survival” mode…
Louis: Lets go!
Zoey: No! I’m telling you, stay here! They will come to us!
Louis: Really? Hey, cool! That means we have a head start!
Bill: Yeah, besides, I have the Reaper.
Zoey: You dont understand…they are just going to KEEP coming, you CANT just sweep them away! Look, just shoot anything that moves and isnt one of us, OK?!
Francis: They’ll keep coming.
Reee-aallly, now. How do you know that?
Zoey: It was in the backstory, if you had bothered to read it.
Louis: Read?
Bill: Read?
Francis: Read?
Zoey: Nevermind. I hate this campaign….