I love Rutskarn’s idea of someone trying to coach the Supermutants to say cool one-liners, but they come out horribly mangled because they supermutants are too dumb to grasp the idioms at work. So I thought I’d try to take some famous bad-ass phrases and imagine them shouted by a moron who didn’t understand their own words:
I AM HERE FOR BUBBLEGUM!
MY LITTLE FRIEND SAYS HELLO!
YOU ARE THE DISEASE AND I HAVE MEDICINE FOR IT!
WE FIGHT OR WE DIE!
This is fun. Try it.
Spec Ops: The Line
A videogame that judges its audience, criticizes its genre, and hates its premise. How did this thing get made?
The Best of 2012
My picks for what was important, awesome, or worth talking about in 2012.
Batman: Arkham Origins
A breakdown of how this game faltered when the franchise was given to a different studio.
Deus Ex and The Treachery of Labels
Deus Ex Mankind Divided was a clumsy, tone-deaf allegory that thought it was clever, and it managed to annoy people of all political stripes.
Fixing Match 3
For one of the most popular casual games in existence, Match 3 is actually really broken. Until one developer fixed it.