Stolen Pixels #73: Some Healthy Advice

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Mar 17, 2009

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It’s time to take your medicine.


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9 thoughts on “Stolen Pixels #73: Some Healthy Advice

  1. Jeremiah says:

    I prefer radiated water sources, myself.

  2. Nick Rowan says:

    I prefer sex with prostitutes.

  3. Nick says:

    I prefer magical spells.

  4. krellen says:

    I prefer “not getting shot”.

  5. Zaghadka says:

    I’m going to make my own game, with black jack and hookers! In fact, forget the game! ;^)

  6. That sounds like “Redneck Rampage”, where the player avatar had to drink whiskey in order to be able to shoot straight.

  7. Henebry says:

    Great one, Shamus. Loving it!

  8. Patrick the Malcontent says:

    Makes you wonder what the guy would have to take to actually get drunk. Since apparently a vodka cranberry cures gun shot wounds, and a pint of Everclear to repair a missing appendage, I’m wondering if this dude has to chase a gallon of Clorox with some lead paint shooters just to get a buzz…

    I don’t even wanna think about what this dude takes for erectile dysfunction….

  9. Christian Groff says:

    Meh, you should play the Mother series RPGs, they have food as healing items. LOL!

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