|Spoiler Warning||By Shamus||May 9, 2014||48 comments|
Why did Malborne have an iron mace? Do the Thalmor really let their bootlick bar-tending servants bring conspicuous heavy weapons to their fancy dress parties?
The dragon attacks in this game make me thing of the old Mitch Hedberg joke, “On fishing shows they always throw the fish back. They don’t want to eat them. They just want to make them late for something.” The dragons in this game don’t want to kill the dragonborn. They just want to waste your time.
Has there ever been an occasion where Josh shouted someone across the room and it wasn’t the Best Thing Ever? I think I’m finally done with Skyrim, but if the fever comes back my next character is going to be named Fus Ro Dah. And I’m going to introduce myself to everyone.
Also: The riddle this week is apparently: WHY DOES JOSH HAVE ALL THESE FLOWERS?
I assume we’re looking for out-of-character justification. Like, why did Josh spend time stealing deathbell?