Why did Malborne have an iron mace? Do the Thalmor really let their bootlick bar-tending servants bring conspicuous heavy weapons to their fancy dress parties?
The dragon attacks in this game make me thing of the old Mitch Hedberg joke, “On fishing shows they always throw the fish back. They don’t want to eat them. They just want to make them late for something.” The dragons in this game don’t want to kill the dragonborn. They just want to waste your time.
Has there ever been an occasion where Josh shouted someone across the room and it wasn’t the Best Thing Ever? I think I’m finally done with Skyrim, but if the fever comes back my next character is going to be named Fus Ro Dah. And I’m going to introduce myself to everyone.
Also: The riddle this week is apparently: WHY DOES JOSH HAVE ALL THESE FLOWERS?
I assume we’re looking for out-of-character justification. Like, why did Josh spend time stealing deathbell?
Programming Language for Games
Game developer Jon Blow is making a programming language just for games. Why is he doing this, and what will it mean for game development?
Silent Hill 2 Plot Analysis
A long-form analysis on one of the greatest horror games ever made.
Bethesda felt the need to jam a morality system into Fallout 3, and they blew it. Good and evil make no sense and the moral compass points sideways.
The Best of 2013
My picks for what was important, awesome, or worth talking about in 2013.
The Best of 2011
My picks for what was important, awesome, or worth talking about in 2011.