Since Chris decided to confuse everything, let me set the record straight: This is Sheogorath, this is Shinnok, this is Shub-Niggurath, and this is Cole MacGrath, who is a superhero and not a country singer. Go figure.
Chris, un-ironically: “You know what sucks about vampires?”
How to Forum
Dear people of the internet: Please stop doing these horrible idiotic things when you talk to each other.
Crysis 2 has basically the same plot as Half-Life 2. So why is one a classic and the other simply obnoxious and tiresome?
The plot of this game isn't just dumb, it's actively hostile to the player. This game hates you and thinks you are stupid.
The Witch Watch
My first REAL published book, about a guy who comes back from the dead due to a misunderstanding.
Fixing Match 3
For one of the most popular casual games in existence, Match 3 is actually really broken. Until one developer fixed it.