I like to think that Josh died over and over again on purpose so that the level transition would line up perfectly with the end-of-episode. That was nice of him.
I’ve had a week to think about it, and I still can’t place that movie quote. I don’t remember the exact wording, but it went something like this:
A vampire gets shot in the chest and shrugs it off. He says something along the lines of, “I’ve been stabbed, drowned, burned, and hung, but I’ve never been shot before. [scratches chest] Kind of itches a little.”
The first person to identify the movie gets a single slice of Processed American Orange Cheese-like Product. (Everyone else gets two.)
The plot of this game isn't just dumb, it's actively hostile to the player. This game hates you and thinks you are stupid.
WAY back in 2005, I wrote about a D&D campaign I was running. The campaign is still there, in the bottom-most strata of the archives.
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