The title of this post isn’t a spoiler to the biggest turning point of the game. In fact, we named this episode after the 1986 album from Huey Lewis and the News, and not after a scene where you bludgeon Andrew Ryan to death with his own golf club.
Damnit. I messed that up, didn’t I?
Whelp, since we’re spoiling stuff: Rosebud is Luke’s father, Soylent Green is purple, Hans Gruber kills Dumbledore, the dead guy in the middle of the room is actually Keyser Soze, and Bruce Willis is a goat.