Wherein grandpa Cuftbert fights big daddies to free little sisters in order give big brother the mother of all beatings until he says “uncle”.
Spoiler warning: He never actually says uncle. He does eventually let us be his caddie, though.
Fun fact: Mumbles got her name because she played pyro in Team Fortress 2. There’s a taunt in the game where the scout will say, “Nice move, mumbles” to the pyro when he gets a kill on the pyro. (Or several. I don’t remember how it works.) This is why her twitter name is @nicemovemumbles.