ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE! ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE! GO GO GO! ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE! HOLD THE LINE! ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE! ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE! GO GO GO!
A bit of Spoiler Warning housekeeping: I’ve updated the Spoiler Warning page and created a playlist for Mass Effect 3. You know, just in case you wanted to torture someone with a continuous trickle of complaining and you don’t want to have to click on the videos manually.
Also, I remember at some point people mentioned that other bits were missing from the Spoiler Warning page, but now I’ve forgotten what they are. Let me know in the comments if anything is missing, broken, or invalidates all the choices you made to establish a pretentious and nonsensical ending that conflicts with established themes.
Juvenile and Proud
Yes, this game is loud, crude, childish, and stupid. But it it knows what it wants to be and nails it. And that's admirable.
Shamus Plays WOW
Ever wondered what's in all those quest boxes you've never bothered to read? Get ready: They're more insane than you might expect.
The Terrible New Thing
Fidget spinners are ruining education! We need to... oh, never mind the fad is over. This is not the first time we've had a dumb moral panic.
Secret of Good Secrets
Sometimes in-game secrets are fun and sometimes they're lame. Here's why.
Even allegedly smart people can make life-changing blunders that seem very, very obvious in retrospect.