“As I approached the Spoiler Warning I saw it was covered in dark shadows. The shadows blocked out the light so I could only see darkness and shadows. It was terrifying. After gathering up some batteries and watching half an hour of crappy television, I approached the darkness and drew near to the edges of the dark shadows that blocked out the light, making things darker and spookier.”
Secret of Good Secrets
Sometimes in-game secrets are fun and sometimes they're lame. Here's why.
The Strange Evolution of OpenGL
Sometimes software is engineered. Sometimes it grows organically. And sometimes it's thrown together seemingly at random over two decades.
Overused Words in Game Titles
I scoured the Steam database to figure out what words were the most commonly used in game titles.
The story of me. If you're looking for a picture of what it was like growing up in the seventies, then this is for you.
C++ is a wonderful language for making horrible code.