I apologize in advance for how this devolves into a mess. We probably would have called a do-over on this episode if not for the fact that we needed to wrap up the session because I needed to get going.
Fun fact: I had no idea that the game re-rolled conversations until this week. I thought the solution to a conversation would be the same for all playthroughs.
I count four ways into the alley behind the police station:
- The lightning alley, which requires the lightning-proof aug. (EMP shielding, I think?)
- The chain-link fence, which requires the Mario Jump aug to get over, because it’s impossible for Jenson to climb a chain-link fence. I consider this to be an egregious oversight. You can also use the super-strength mod to stack up dumpsters and crates, although the stacking physics are, like most videogames, horrible fiddly.
- Sewer. Sigh. The sewers are filled with armed foes and traps because hey, videogame.
- Speech-check (or murder) your way into the police station, and then exit through the side door.
It’s pretty screwy, but the thing that bugs me is that there are quest-relevant people back in that alley. How did they get there?
Fixing Match 3
For one of the most popular casual games in existence, Match 3 is actually really broken. Until one developer fixed it.
Another PC Golden Age?
Is it real? Is PC gaming returning to its former glory? Sort of. It's complicated.
Denuvo and the "Death" of Piracy
Denuvo videogame DRM didn't actually kill piracy, but it did stop it for several months. Here's what we learned from that.
Let's ruin everyone's fun by listing all the ways in which zombies can't work, couldn't happen, and don't make sense.
The plot of this game isn't just dumb, it's actively hostile to the player. This game hates you and thinks you are stupid.