Man, I’m really regretting falling behind on the game. I’d probably have some sort of plot-related criticism for this stuff, but this part of the game is new to me, and it’s in Italian. This was perhaps not the wisest course of action.
I will say I’m grateful to the developers for giving us a durable NPC for this escort mission. The bad guys poke a lot of holes in him, and he manages to hang in there.
5:08 It’s raining men! Really, what was that all about?
The plot of this game isn't just dumb, it's actively hostile to the player. This game hates you and thinks you are stupid.
Games and the Fear of Death
Why killing you might be the least scary thing a game can do.
The Opportunity Crunch
No, brutal, soul-sucking, marriage-destroying crunch mode in game development isn't a privilege or an opportunity. It's idiocy.
A video Let's Play series I collaborated on from 2009 to 2017.
Mass Effect 3 Ending Deconstruction
Did you dislike the ending to the Mass Effect trilogy? Here's my list of where it failed logically, thematically, and tonally.