on Sep 27, 2011
So let’s see:
- Leonardo da Vinci is baffled by a simple spring-loaded mechanism, to the point where he can’t even study it – he needs to read the directions!
- Leonardo da Vinci tries to scare Ezio by threatening to cut off his finger, but Ezio makes him look like a dick by just throwing his hand onto the table, “Fine. Cut it off. Let’s do this.”
- Leonardo da Vinci is rubbish at bluffing the guard, telling an obvious lie in the clumsiest manner possible.
- Leonardo da Vinci is crap in a fight and gets his ass kicked by a lone guard who isn’t even trying.
- When you mention going to the brothel, Leonardo da Vinci is evidently on a first-name basis with the madam. So I guess he has trouble getting chicks?
Geeze Ubisoft, what DO you guys have against Leonardo da Vinci?