Let's ruin everyone's fun by listing all the ways in which zombies can't work, couldn't happen, and don't make sense.
The Best of 2013
My picks for what was important, awesome, or worth talking about in 2013.
Top 64 Videogames
Lists of 'best games ever' are dumb and annoying. But like a self-loathing hipster I made one anyway.
Trashing the Heap
What does it mean when a program crashes, and why does it happen?
Two minutes of fun at the expense of a badly-run theme park.