I really don’t like how commercialized Hitmas has become. When I was kid, Hitmas was about crazy, life-ending butchery in the name of a paycheck. Now people are so obsessed with shaved heads, sunglasses, and barcode tattoos. They’ve forgotten the true meaning of the holiday and instead are focused on shallow, superficial things. It’s cheapened the celebration and taken the joy out of contractually-arranged assassination.
But not Rutskarn. Rutskarn understands the True Meaning of Hitmas:
It’s the most wonderful time of the year. I’m so happy right now that I could beat a man to death with a fruitcake.
This is just a one-week deal. We’ll do something else special for Spoiler Warning next week (maybe even more Hitman, we haven’t decided yet) and then we’ll launch the next season on September 13.
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Who is this imbecile and why is he wandering around Europe unsupervised?
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Do It Again, Stupid
One of the highest-rated games of all time has some of the least interesting gameplay.