I have written a script for you readers. Just read this aloud while watching this episode:
If you’re looking for the casino, you’re going the wrong way, Josh. No, the other way. Ah! You missed it. It was that door. No, now you need to go back upstairs now. You’re still… ARG. STOP. GO LEFT. What are you doing in the basement?!?! YOU’RE GOING IN CIRCLES! YOU JUST PASSED IT FOR THE THIRD TIME! ARE YOU BLIND? ARE YOU DOING THIS ON PURPOSE? What are you, tormenting us!?!?! On purpose! Is my total red-faced rage and frustration your aim, sir?
You know… maybe it is. Maybe it is.
Shamus Plays WOW
Ever wondered what's in all those quest boxes you've never bothered to read? Get ready: They're more insane than you might expect.
Fixing Match 3
For one of the most popular casual games in existence, Match 3 is actually really broken. Until one developer fixed it.
Steam Summer Blues
This mess of dross, confusion, and terrible UI design is the storefront the big publishers couldn't beat? Amazing.
Dead or Alive 5 Last Round
I'm not surprised a fighting game has an absurd story. I just can't figure out why they bothered with the story at all.
A horrible, railroading, stupid, contrived, and painfully ill-conceived roleplaying campaign. All in good fun.