on Mar 10, 2011
I forgot to say this during the episode because I was drowning in cough medicine and two shots of whiskey, but I know why it takes three hours to get through the relay. Sweet, sweet Garrus love making. Yeah, that’s right ladies. Straight up naked Turian action. But, since we didn’t romance anyone during this Let’s Play, we get a fully-clothed Miranda instead. Joygasm.
Obviously, if I had a choice I’d have Regina romance the hell out of Garrus, but my second option would have to be Tali. I mean, why not? BioWare doesn’t have anything against girl on girl (or even boy on boy) action. She also invited me to share suit air like we were exchanging friendship bracelets! If that’s not a Quarian come on, I don’t know what is.
But, the best BioWare romance that never was will always be Canderous. YOU WILL LIVE ON IN MY HEART, MIGHTY MANDALORE.