Wizards: Work smarter, not harder.
Fighters: Not smarter, hit harder.
Rogues: Lie smarter, steal hardware.
Bards: Sing harder, get- ow! oh geeze! Fine, I’ll stop singing! Quit hitting me already!
The Witch Watch
My first REAL published book, about a guy who comes back from the dead due to a misunderstanding.
Grand Theft Railroad
Grand Theft Auto is a lousy, cheating jerk of a game.
How to Forum
Dear people of the internet: Please stop doing these horrible idiotic things when you talk to each other.
Even allegedly smart people can make life-changing blunders that seem very, very obvious in retrospect.
Do It Again, Stupid
One of the highest-rated games of all time has some of the least interesting gameplay.