Wizards: Work smarter, not harder.
Fighters: Not smarter, hit harder.
Rogues: Lie smarter, steal hardware.
Bards: Sing harder, get- ow! oh geeze! Fine, I’ll stop singing! Quit hitting me already!
Silent Hill Turbo HD II
I was trying to make fun of how Silent Hill had lost its way but I ended up making fun of fighting games. Whatever.
The Best of 2012
My picks for what was important, awesome, or worth talking about in 2012.
Mass Effect Retrospective
A novel-sized analysis of the Mass Effect series that explains where it all went wrong. Spoiler: It was long before the ending.
Silent Hill Origins
Here is a long look at a game that tries to live up to a big legacy and fails hilariously.
Diablo III Retrospective
We were so upset by the server problems and real money auction that we overlooked just how terrible everything else is.