Wizards: Work smarter, not harder.
Fighters: Not smarter, hit harder.
Rogues: Lie smarter, steal hardware.
Bards: Sing harder, get- ow! oh geeze! Fine, I’ll stop singing! Quit hitting me already!
Dear Hollywood: Do a Mash Reboot
Since we're rebooting everything, MASH will probably come up eventually. Here are some casting suggestions.
Game at the Bottom
Why spend millions on visuals that are just a distraction from the REAL game of hotbar-watching?
What did web browsers look like 20 years ago, and what kind of crazy features did they have?
Trashing the Heap
What does it mean when a program crashes, and why does it happen?
Philosophy of Moderation
The comments on most sites are a sewer of hate, because we're moderating with the wrong goals in mind.